Naked 'Private Credit' Swimmers Exposed, Payrolls Plunge As Trump Sparks Week Of "Total, Global F**king Chaos"

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...biggest weekly spike in oil prices...ever!


Trump Ready To Continue Operations Until Iranians "Can't Fight Any Longer"

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Ft. Bragg (Ft Liberty) cancels exercises, 82nd Airborne Division troops on standby.

 


The Fog Of Oil

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Oil shocks send gold higher...


Oil Volatility Hits 103 — Global Panic Builds

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Oil volatility at 103. JPM’s Kaneva: Oil could drop $10 on calm headlines… Or surge $30 if Gulf supply shuts in.

Equities & Dollar hit on NFP miss, while oil ends a record-breaking week - Newsquawk US Market Wrap

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NFP unexpectedly declines, u/e rate rises with wages hotter-than-expected; US Retail Sales fall less than expected, Control beats; Trump said there will be no deal with Iran except unconditional surrender; Fed speak continues to show split committee; Iran attacks a US-owned oil tanker near Kuwait; Kuwait starts cutting production at some oil fields; US reportedly issued a temporary 30-day waiver to allow sale of Russian oil currently stranded at sea to India; BLK limits withdrawals at private credit fund as redemptions mount; WAL informed by JEF of failed agreed upon payments; Conflicting reports over the future of a ORCL-OpenAI data centre project.

Private Credit Firesale Begins: World's Largest Asset Manager Gates Investors In $26 Billion Fund

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The private credit firesale begins as Blackrock just did what Blue Owl and BlackStone so desperately tried to avoid...


Oracle & OpenAI Scrap Texas Data Center Expansion Plan, Sending AI Stocks Lower

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...and ugly way to end the week.


JPM: Counting Down To The Next Wave Of Shut‑Ins

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"Prices may decline by $10 on reassuring headlines, but they could rise by $30 once Gulf production shut-ins begin to materialize and ripple through the market."


These EM Countries Face Greatest Risk If Energy Shock Spreads

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"While net oil exporters are likely to see their external payment metrics benefit from higher oil prices, net importers are likely to suffer some external weakness..." 


Nearly 20,000 Americans Have Safely Returned Home From The Mid-East: State Dept

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About 25,000 flights into and out of the region from Saturday through Thursday have been canceled...


ASP Isotopes Signs MOU With Major Nuclear Operator

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The companies are exploring opportunities to deploy uranium enrichment facilities in the US...


Did Trump Force China's Hand? Beijing Nears 500-Jet Boeing Deal Ahead Of Xi Summit

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"The two sides are still negotiating the specifics of the announcement..." 


"What A Week": Goldman Says Main Flow Was "Dollar Vs Everything"

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...all the FX charts you can eat!


It Was All A Mirage: 2.5 Million Native-Born US Workers Were Just Revised Away

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Arguably the biggest accomplishment of the Trump administration was nothing more than statistics fake news. 


"Most Dangerous Geopolitical Blitz Since Bretton Woods": Trump Says Cuba's Communist Regime Is Next To Fall

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" ... one designed to collapse BRICS, force China's hand, and lock in dollar dominance for decades."


Virginia Democrats Move To Require Teaching Jan. 6th As An "Insurrection"

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Faced with a collapsing historical and legal narrative, Democrats are now moving to simply indoctrinate students that this was an “insurrection"...


Anthropic CEO Apologizes For 'Dictator Trump' Meltdown Memo, Downplays 'Supply Chain Risk' Designation, And Is Going To Sue

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"It was a difficult day for the company, and I apologize for the tone of the post..."


What If The Automatic Stock Buying Just...Stops?

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...a dynamic worth paying attention to long before it becomes a problem.


Trump Says He's "Not Concerned" About Biggest Gas Pump Price Spike In Years

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"...if they rise, they rise..."


Appeals Court Rules Trump Can Suspend Refugee Admissions

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The president froze the admission and processing of refugees in executive orders on the first day of his second term...